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Posts archive for: January, 2007
  • Nothing Much Happenin'. Move along.

    Let's just say that I'm bored stiff.
    My evil uncle (whom I mentioned in my first blog entry), heard that one of his ex-girlfriends is staying at our house. He just won't give up, would he? While I was in our dressing room, I heard all our five dogs barking angrily, more than usual.
    That's when I heard him go through our backyard, but one of our dogs (the toughest one guarding the entrance of our backdoor) was really giving him a threat. So my uncle decided to leave.
    One of our maids said our uncle entered through the gate.

    Damn.

    I shoulda set all the dogs loose on him.

    His ex-girlfriend happens to be my mom's close friend. The ex-girlfriend has long ago decided that my uncle was a big, fat, pissin' idiot of a jerk and dropped him like a pair of last season's skinny jeans. And now my uncle's insulting her through text like you wouldn't believe. I guess my beer-bellied uncle is friggin' scared of losing the game. (you know, THE game.)

    Why does he even bother?? His ex has already moved on and living it up as a single mother (her child's graduated already, so she has freedom!) and having the time of her life. But he's decided to wallow in a quicksand of misery as long as his meaningless life allows.

    What a rut... for him. sucka!

  • Why, why Me?

    Okay, there's this guy who I like and he likes me back. We've seen each other a few times and it's quite obvious that we've got mutual feelings for each other. But here's the catch: he's 6 years older than me (six years! it's absurd!), we'ver got very different lives (let's just say I live a life of comfort and he's living a life below my social class) and it's like we come from different worlds. We've been texting each other for more than a year already (that's how FORBIDDEN he is.) and last night he asked me if we could schedule a "friendly" date.
    I'm friggin' scared that it will be more of a "more-than-friendly" date. How do I deal with this situation?? I've only seen him a few times and I'm anxious to get to know him more personally. The worst thing that could happen is get caught by my mom's friends and her friend's friends. Shoot.
    I'm sooo not gonna find this date easy to schedule.
    I mean, is there a place where no one will see us? And what the hell will I wear?
    Must remember to breathe. Brreeeeaaathee.....
    Why did I even agree going to this date???

    Peace out.

  • The Idol Rage

    Well, here we go with the American Idol auditions. While Paula Abdul is being painfully nice, Randy's yelling "dawg...!", Simon's pulling out the weeds. Thank god for Simon Cowell...
    So basically, the auditions is a chance for tuneless fools and idiots alike to have a 15 second fame on television. whopeee.
    Why do they even bother letting them sing for a full minute when they knw their ears are gonna bleed?
    It's a chance for American viewers to laugh at the tuneless, tone-deaf losers. No wonder their ratings are quite high.
    Like the last guy to audition for American Idol from Seattle who sang "Bohemian Rhapsody." Damn. It should be illegal for him to sing.
    He sounded like a horse whinnying in falcetto on crack or something.
    Never again.

  • Just Shoot Me

    Last wednesday, we had our NCAE (National Career Assesment Examination, so all of us seniors were pretty much knackered to prepare for the crucial moment.
    After a hectic first hour of the test, we had a 15 minute break. My classmates and I took a bathroom break and before we knew it, some of the school employees were handing out slips of papers with answers to EVERY item in the test.
    Oh. my. friggin'. god.
    It took me a whole ten minutes to swallow reality.
    Look, i know lots of students cheat, but the SCHOOL giving the answers in this kind of test?? I was soooo insulted! It's like the school doesn't trust us to make it!!! So disgusting!
    I almost cried. I gave the answers to other people who decided to trade their principles just for this stupid assesment.
    Maybe some schools have done the same thing (you know, cheating.) I had no idea our school would stoop that low for prestige.
    When my teachers have heard of the leakage, they couldn't believe it.They got reeeally mad at us. I can't blame them.
    Very few students didn't cheat in that test.

  • Backstabbers and Liars

    I have an uncle who sucks big time!!
    Seriously!

    He's my mom's brother. A pathetic loser who lies his way around just to get money!

    He pretty much uses sweet- talk. He's married and he has about 7 girlfriends. His technique is he's gonna charm a victim and turn her into his girlfriend, then he's gonna ask the girl for a ridiculously large amount of money.

    For years, he's been living on debt. Big time. His wife is the Queen Bitch of Jealousy. She's as much of a loser as her husband. she can't leave my uncle because she's got nowhere to go, no kind of job experience whatsoever, so her life depends unknowingly on her husband's girlfriends' money! Dammit!

    My uncle is also a friggin' backstabber who says to his other sibs that he loves my mom so much (why can't he just come over and punch me on the face???) and that he wouldn't do anything to hurt her. (Until pigs fly, that is.) He's accusing my mom of bigamy (Dude, my mom would never stoop down so low as you would!) and he's told his other sibs about my mom's guy friend. (For god's sake, he's just a dork who's helping us start a business.)

    He's just jealous coz my mom is the most accomplished in the family, my bro's a scholar in college, and that we're starting a business (which will launch this month or probably next month.)

    My uncle's really crossed the line.

    this war ain't over yet.

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