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I can smell Christmas coming can you? From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (2 days old)

Yes, Christmas has a particular scent, its cinnamon and spices and supermarkets pump it out discreetly in case we forget what the spending season smells like. I hate being manipulated like that do… more

November is cold From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (5 days old)

Am listening to Jay-Z and I do so love him…Empire State of Mind is awesome…anyway I am sure you are not reading this to find out what music am into. Last week, my ears decided to totally block up w… more

Just me again From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (8 days old)

I love travelling by train, and last week when I headed up to Hamilton to meet my mates mum, my love was reinforced. As soon as I walked onto the platform at Glasgow central low level trains, I was… more

1000th Blog and still typing From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (16 days old)

Today I realised that I had written my 1,000 online blog. It all started in 2004 when I wrote a blog to help me get over writers block when I was writing my autobiography. It turns out I loved the blo… more

Me talking again From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (20 days old)

Firstly I cannot escape Cheryl Cole’s new single…everywhere in Belfast was battering it out on radio etc…making me insane, though it does sound better after it has been electronically voice tuned - sh… more

Storm, Fire and Downpour From bpbpersonals in bpb...literature for environment management & life (22 days old)

Storm comesand goes awaybut its reminiscencesexcite the silent, silent air. Fire ignitesand extinguishesbut its lips motivatemotionless logs, to get burnt. There is this downpourand it gets haltedbu… more

Let me tell you something From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (23 days old)

Leeds was sunny and I love autumn, isn’t that something? The drive through Ilkley and Skipton and all across that area with the trees and foliage turning bright gold to vivacious red was awesome. That… more

I am politically incorrect From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (36 days old)

I was on the tube in Glasgow (yes we have a tube system, its two wee trains that go round in circles, called the clockwork orange, don’t ask) anyway I stepped onto the train and there was a young teen… more

Get me peace From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (38 days old)

My daughter Ashley is better; her swine-flu has finally left her body. I didn’t enjoy her swine-flu period, there were no surrealist paintings or amazing art work- it just made her grumpy, whiney and … more

Hollywood Rapists and shouting From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (43 days old)

I am spitting nails about Roman Polanski and the cock sucking Hollywood deadbeats who are calling for this child rapist to be released. He raped a 13 year old girl and then hired a fleet of expensive … more

what do I have to do to get some help......? From normalguy in For What It's Worth (44 days old)

My wife died in June and my life has fallen apart. I have tried to pick up the pieces but it all soon crumbles. I took a massive overdose of sleeping pills in July, unfortunately all I did was sle… more

Domestic Abuse, Red Card it! From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (47 days old)

This blog is in conjunction with the Red Card Campaign on Twitter. Scotland’s domestic abuse statistics rise by 80% after a Rangers and Celtic football match was reported by assistant Chief Const… more

It was a dark time for all From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (52 days old)

Ashley has been really ill; we didn’t know what to do other than kill her quickly with a firm pillow pressed against her sick face, but husband offered another option, how about we take her to hospita… more

Who Knew Cats could fight terrorism? From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (57 days old)

I want to stop eating bucket loads of biscuits and stop smoking without actually harming someone. Life is odd at the moment, I saw a woman with a funny black hooded hat scream at a cat in the street, … more

Shopping Bags…and Dead Men From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (62 days old)

M&S charge you for a plastic bag to carry your food home, yet they don’t charge you for a plastic bag to carry your clothes home after purchase. They also don’t charge you for all the plastic that… more

Its a funny old thing................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (62 days old)

the mind that is. Take suicidal thoughts for instance. You want to commit suicide, its not an attention getting thing, its just cos life is pointless. But then, your mind tells you to call the … more

Double Denim is in From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (64 days old)

I am living on apples; they stop me from smoking and give me something to do with hands. I am back from the brink, no more fags…yet again. So last week I had some very interesting meetings and am… more

Yes, I have stopped smoking again From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (66 days old)

I had to stop; there were scary chest pains and breathing difficulties during very casual sexual activity. Seriously, just moving my leg gave me pain and husband had to stop leaning on my body for fea… more

Nature of Love From bpbpersonals in bpb...literature for environment management & life (68 days old)

I am gazing at the skyto watch the dearest clouds cryI want the drops touch thy skinto please the God forbid our sin. Hey there! hark to this dothfly near me like a jet mothlove we shall each other t… more

Maybe its time to be me again From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (70 days old)

“Janey, my lungs are killing me, my HIV is playing up, and my cancer might be back and am worried about swine flu” my brother called to tell me, then added “Am thinking of buying bagpipes” “Jim, yo… more

Our Story From bpbpersonals in bpb...literature for environment management & life (73 days old)

People therelive in darknessa dungeon is wherethey live. Dampand full of mosquitoesa cave is where they live. Long grass and spiny bushesa grassland is wherethey live. Slumsand 'huts of paradise'a … more

What’s not to love? From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (74 days old)

The gigs are all going well, we are near the end of the run, I got Three Five Star reviews, two three stars and one two star, now that’s a show! I have to admit that this show is my favourite one in a… more

Get a Grip Godley! From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (77 days old)

After the fiasco of having food poisoning and still managing to do my show’s am excited it’s all nearly over…not my life, the fringe! We are on the home run now people! Had some lovely people com… more

The Night it all went wrong From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (81 days old)

Just told my pal Monica “I need to write a blog, so you must ignore me” “Easy done” she sniggered. She will suffer for that remark, when I start vomiting again and she has to hold a pot for me to … more

What A week! From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (83 days old)

Friday is awesome; I got another FIVE STAR review today and that’s my third they all came from these sources (Scotsgay-one4review- The Mirror) and got named as number four in the top ten comedy blog… more

At lunctime today....... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (84 days old)

I found myself in Asda. Now I admit it is a risky business, but I took that risk and had lunch there. I must admit the food was as lot tastier than the last time I took such a risk - would have been… more

Tinsletown in the Rain From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (85 days old)

Edinburgh loves its rain and it likes to mix it with wind. The weather has been a bit iffy but we are storming through it. I am past half way through the fringe and I have only had one review. It was … more

I bought a 25 metre lead...... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (89 days old)

for my last flat. It was a satellite extension lead because the installation didnt extend to where I wanted the box. Can you believe it is about 2 feet short for where I want it to use it now?? !!… more

Today I have plans...... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (89 days old)

and they do not include going out!!!! I have so much stuff to do at home I MUST NOT GO OUT TODAY!!!!!! ok you gambling folks - 2-1 says I will be out of the house and down the road before midday… more

Yet another late blog From janeygodley in Janey Godley’s Blog (89 days old)

I have been very sleepy lately. This always happens when I am at a festival, I get knackered, and I eat too much or too little and then hunker down in the duvet and snore away my life. Only getting up… more